Wrote song lyrics tonight

                            ♪   “Thinking of You”     

Verse 1:

                        There’s something wrong with me

                        When I think of you

                        This kind of crazy does amaze me

                        Don't know what to do

Just need to clear my head

                        Focus on someone new

                        Sometimes alone is good

                        But one will never equal two

Chorus:

                        You said goodbye, you left, you walked away

                        You took my heart, my pride, but left the pain

                        Now I still wait for the day you say

                        I’m still thinking of you, still thinking of you

My body’s numb, can’t speak, how do I move?

                        Lost it all, cause all used to be you

                        Need to find a way to move to somebody new

                        But for now I’m thinking of you

                        Losing my mind still thinking of you

Verse 2:

                        What do I have to say?

                        To make you mine again

                        If there’s a round two

Start comes before the end

Your scent now faint to me

A while since you were here

I’ll walk across the Earth

To prove to you that I’m sincere

Bridge:

           

                        If you don't need me, then I don’t need you        

                        Change is hard because change means something new

                        I’ll put the thought of us back on that broken shelf

                        If you changed more of me, I wouldn't know myself

                       

Chorus:

                        You said goodbye, you left, you walked away

                        You took my heart, my pride, but left the pain

                        Now I still wait for the day you say

                        I’m still thinking of you, still thinking of you

My body’s numb, can’t speak, how do I move?

                        Lost it all, cause all used to be you

                        Need to find a way to move to somebody new

                        But for now I’m thinking of you

                        Losing my mind still thinking of you

Top Five X Factor USA Contestants (Seasons 1-3)

#5 - Elonna Santiago

      

#4 - Fifth Harmony

#3 - Drew Ryniewicz

#2 - Rachel Crow

#1 - Alex & Sierra

Top Autocorrects For the Week of 12/23/2013

                 

          5.) Maria's mom has some explaining to do

  In all fairness, Maria's mom makes the best pube juice.

      4.) I miss the shit you used to poo 

 In the spirit of this shit, I should have made it #2. Let's be real here, Charlie's shit doesn't smell as bad  as Charlie does. Must be spending too much time washing his shirts.

    3.) Kim Jong Spears II

I loved Britney Spears in the Hangover 2. 

The worst part about this whole thing is that her mom uses an Asus.

2.) Epic Penis

Sounds like some committed role play. "Mom's allergies are acting up again if you hear her screaming it's just me giving her an Epi Pen."

1.) WaWa Skittletits

#1 just because his phone autocorrected to skittletits. Taste the rainbow.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

IF THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE SEND YOU TEXTS WITH AUTOCORRECT FAILS IN THEM, MAKE SURE YOU POST THEM ON THE INTERNET. OH AND TRY MARIA'S MOM'S PUBE JUICE, SERIOUSLY GOOD. I THINK WHOLEFOODS IS PUTTING IT ON THE SHELVES SOON.

Top Time to Wear a Striped Sweater

Obviously it's always the best time to wear a striped sweater. What'd you expect me to say, a Wednesday?

Top 7 Adam Sandler Movies

         

                                         7.) 50 First Dates

50 First Dates is one of those movies that confuse people into thinking Drew Barrymore is hot. It has an interesting storyline along with great chemistry between Sandler and Barrymore. Who knew a man trying to get with a girl who suffered from short-term memory loss could be so romantic?

                                    6.) The Longest Yard

The Longest Yard is one of those movies that not only delivers the laughs, but also a solid plot. To be honest I have never seen the original, but because this movie is so satisfying I do not have the need to. Not to mention this is a great sports movie. 

                                         5.) Mr. Deeds

Nothing helps you forgive Winona Ryder for stealing a ton of shit back in her prime quicker than watching Mr. Deeds. It is a fun story with a lot of laughs. The only downside is that it will have you wishing you had a water fountain in your home filled with Hawaiian Punch.

                                 4.) The Wedding Singer

Here is another movie that once again tricks you into thinking that Drew Barrymore is smoking' hot. This movie is charming and leaves you rooting for Adam Sandler's character the whole time. Not to mention this movie made the list based on the song "I Wanna Grow Old With You" alone. Don't pretend you never illegally downloaded it from LimeWire and put it on your iPod.

                                      3.) The Waterboy

The The The Waterboy is one of Sandler's best. I always love it when he commits to a character for the full film and his character as the water boy is hilarious. 

                                      2.) Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore is one of my favorite movies. A great sports movie filled with funny lines. If I made a list of the Top Sports Comedy Movies this would top the list. In fact I just may, what do you say? Go down to the bay, play with some clay.

                                       1.) Billy Madison

Billy Madison is Sandler's best movie to date. It was when he was in his 90's glory and constantly coming out with movies that were comedy genius. Billy Madison is incredibly quotable, who would have thought I could say "Miss Lippy's car is green" so many times in my life.

MORAL OF THE STORY: 

ADAM SANDLER NEEDS TO TIME TRAVEL BACK TO THE 90'S AND MAKE MORE MOVIES LIKE THE ONES AT THE TOP OF MY LIST. I SWEAR TO GOD IF THERE IS A GROWN UPS 3 IM GOING TO PUNCH ROB SCHNEIDER IN THE FACE.

Top 5 Pokemon Games

                                   

                                    1.) Pokemon Red/Blue

Nothing screams CHILDHOOD quite as loudly as Pokemon Red & Blue version. This was the start of the Pokemon legacy that spread like wildfire and started a revolution that I personally spent days and days playing at a time. Who am I kidding? I still play these classics. No shame.

                                      2.) Pokemon Stadium

I have always enjoyed playing Pokemon Stadium. It is an overall entertaining game that utilizes each 1st generation Pokemon individually.

                                      3.) Pokemon Snap

This game always made me feel like a professional photographer. The different maps and exciting point system had me hooked from the first time I snapped a picture.

                           4.) Pokemon Trading Card Game

  

When this game was first released I remember being excited about there being a Pokemon game that took advantage of the Pokemon cards. This game had a lot to offer and taught you had to play the game correctly even though it was rare to see Pokemon being played in card form in the real world.

                                 5.) Pokemon Gold/Silver

Although there were many versions of the Pokemon game that I could have chosen, I decided that the Gold and Silver versions were the second best after Blue and Red. It was a great introduction to the 2nd generation of Pokemon and had a new and exciting journey.