Top Autocorrects For the Week of 12/23/2013

                 

          5.) Maria's mom has some explaining to do

  In all fairness, Maria's mom makes the best pube juice.

      4.) I miss the shit you used to poo 

 In the spirit of this shit, I should have made it #2. Let's be real here, Charlie's shit doesn't smell as bad  as Charlie does. Must be spending too much time washing his shirts.

    3.) Kim Jong Spears II

I loved Britney Spears in the Hangover 2. 

The worst part about this whole thing is that her mom uses an Asus.

2.) Epic Penis

Sounds like some committed role play. "Mom's allergies are acting up again if you hear her screaming it's just me giving her an Epi Pen."

1.) WaWa Skittletits

#1 just because his phone autocorrected to skittletits. Taste the rainbow.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

IF THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE SEND YOU TEXTS WITH AUTOCORRECT FAILS IN THEM, MAKE SURE YOU POST THEM ON THE INTERNET. OH AND TRY MARIA'S MOM'S PUBE JUICE, SERIOUSLY GOOD. I THINK WHOLEFOODS IS PUTTING IT ON THE SHELVES SOON.